Pro Club is for Girls too!
Yesterday I finally went to drill team practice. I haven't been in 2 months, but it doesn't matter cuz they haven't done anything really new. I went and wore what we always wear to practice; yellow t-shirt, blue shorts and some tennis shoes. So then the captain says, "Is your shirt a Pro Club?" And I was like, "Hell nah! This ain't no damn Pro Club!" And she sent me home! And now I can't go back to practice until I get a Pro Club t-shirt! So I guess I'll get one of these white tanks on ProClubGear.com. They're sexy and they make me feel good, even if I can't stand Pro Club. I mean it's a t-shirt! Pro club is a t-shirt, a regular ole t-shirt! It's just a little thicker than other t-shirts, but I heard that Pro Clubs cost, like $30 and you can't even wash them. I'm not gonna spend $30 dollars on some shirt that I can only wear once. That's crazy! So I'm so glad I found ProClubGear.com! Now I can get a grip of Pro Clubs for $30! I can get a dozen and they won't know where I got mine. My mom doesn't believe me when I tell her about these damn Pro Club t-shirts, but now I can get the tank tops and try some other styles too! I can't wait to go to practice in my sexy Pro Club "wife beaters". I guess I'll get some yellow short sleeve shirts to make that stupid captain happy, cause now I know the bizness, for real! By the way, I also found out that you can wear them more than once. My friend says you have 'em dry cleaned. That's stupid. Thank you ProClubGear.com! Now I love my Pro Club tees!
- T. White, LHS Student, Los Angeles, CA